New Apple product

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Sophmoric and childish? Yes.

Reason for a gratuitous cleavage shot? Yes.

Will I ever apologize for doing it? Nope.